Perfect State of Warmness

It’s the season of sweaters and shawls! Time for a cup of hot apple cider by the fire.

This apple cider, orange, and amber scented soap will help you achieve the perfect state of warmness. (Even Mr. Elton will be satisfied.)

MR ELTON: Some of the other ladies were saying they were not warm enough.

EMMA: I am quite comfortable, yes.

MR ELTON: Then I saw how close you were to the fire, and thought you might be too warm, and-

EMMA: Mr Elton! I am in the perfect state of warmness.

~Emma, 1996 screenplay, by Douglas McGrath